Mmm Doritos and Popsicles

Mmm Doritos and Popsicles, and no...I'm not stoned.
Well most people figured it out when we changed the date of our wedding. Nobody seemed fooled by the "We had scheduling conflicts" party line
My favorite response to the date change was Stacey's "So is there a shotgun involved?"
Well it's a good thing I ain't got no toothless daddy waiting by the shed with his Winchester.
Although two lesbians with power tools can be just as scary. Good thing they want grandkids.
Yes, There is an Autumn baby on the way.
It's a good excuse to indulge in Doritos and popsicles.