Let's do the Time Warp Again

I can't remember which comedian said-

"Remarrying your ex is like getting out a carton of milk, smelling it and realizing it has gone bad, then putting it back in the fridge, thinking maybe it will be better tomorrow"

This weekend I am moving back in with my former room mate. Tomorrow I go back to teaching at a studio I quit two years ago. I am also back at Rose Hill jr. High directing a show. At this rate...pretty soon I should have my braces back on and I'll go back to driving my 1978 Dodge Diplomat. I'm thinking about having my wisdom teeth re-installed.