Deep Throat...Andy Kauffman?

Is anyone else a little saddened by the revealing of the identity of Deep Throat? It's an end of an era. I am dissapointed on a few levels. First off I was really hoping it would be someone controversial or entertaining like Jerry Lewis or Nixon himself. How much fun would it be to find out the actual Deep Throat was none other than Tiny Tim or Tony Danza. But no it's this other guy, what his name?...oh yeah never heard of him. I like the mystery of it all. I don't want to know where Jimmy Hoffa or D.B. Cooper are now, much like I didn't want to know who wrote Primary colors. It's not disinterest. It is quite the opposite...the mystery is the fun part. Damn you Vanity Fair and shame on you Washington Post and New York Times. Of all news sources to be scooped by. I realize you weren't technically scooped but Holy Cats! Vanity Fair revealing the identity of Deep Throat? What's next Redbook finds JFK's Killer?

The saddest part of all...I always give a fake name at Jamba Juice when they ask...I guess I'll have to take Deep Throat out of my repertoire. They never get it anyway.