I'm Sorry Your Parents Hate You.

I sit here at Cupcakes Royale listening to ponytail guy and his buzz cut common law wife trying to reason with their child. This child can only be described as unfortunate looking. He and dad have matching ponytails. Also, his parents hate him. They bring him to a Cupcake Restaurant. They both order a cupcake for themselves, refuse to get one for the kid and seem baffled by the tantrum their little donkey boy is throwing. Conversation as follows.

Ponytail Dad-Why is he upset? (It was only at this point that I realized the kid was a boy)

Buzzcut Mom-I don't know.

Donkey Boy- I WANT A CUPCAKE!

Buzzcut Mom-He didn't get a nap today.

Ponytail-Is he excited about Grammy coming?

Buzzcut Mom-I think so.

Ponytail Dad-Whatsa matter Pal.

Donkey Boy-I WANT A CUPCAKE!

Buzzcut Mom-I'll tell you what, When it's your birthday I'll bring you here and buy you a cupcake. Okay Pal?

Donkey Boy-When is my birthday?

Buzzcut Mom-June

Oh poor sweet cupcake deprived child. A whole year to wait, Pal. That means you'll have to wait 11 months to blow out the candle on that birthday cupcake and make your birthday wish...for new parents.