Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Mr. Workin It

At a coffee shop on the Kirkland Waterfront....

In less then thirty minutes I have witnessed the man at one of the window tables strike up a conversation and ask out three nearly identical skinny big breasted blondes. He got numbers from two of them and an "I work just up the street...I get off at 11:00" from the third.

This guy should teach classes or get his own infomercial.

"What if I told you that you could bag 30 chicks in 30 minutes simply by sipping coffee and strategically placing your porsche keys in her sight line!"

What surprises me more than this guy's cheesy advances is the fact that it works!

Here comes another one!

Meanwhile my laptop's battery is going dead...I'll report back with a total when I've recharged.

Update-The skankiest one said no.

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