Don't Mess With the Eagles Man...

Okay perhaps this story doesn't have the red-neck glamour of Crystal Gayle's Nascar/Wal-mart Tour Bus Hijinks, But c'mon you can't really beat this one.

Eagle Carrying Dear Head Causes Power Outage.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070129/ap_on_fe_st/eagle_power_outage

They don't play that round on Big Elk Hunter Pro