Things, I have recently learned

• Apricot cheese is icky.
  
• Seattle was once called Duwamps
  
• The Marines call men’s shirts “blouses” and tennis shoes are called “Go fasters”
  
• Marta’s High school sociology teacher regularly ate milkbone dog biscuits
  
• You can order edamame at the Redhook Brewpub
  
• I am friends with someone who would order edamame at a brewpub.
  
• Red pumps, in a size 9 ½ look better on drag queens
• “Somewhere between the Moon and New York City” is a very catchy song