Can you repeat the question?

I was stuck in traffic behind a red pick-up truck with a bumper sticker that read
“JESUS IS THE ANSWER”
So, that being the case I started wondering what the question was. (And who still buys those Calvin peeing window clings)

Lucky for you all I had a long commute to ponder this thought.

Question 1
What word did my grandfather Edwin Ritchie utter preceding both “Would you look at this beautiful sunset” and “Get your head out of yer ass”

Question 2
“I don’t care if it rains or freezes, long as I got my plastic _______ on the dashboard of my car”

Question 3
Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong

Question 4
Who always had to hear “Since they are so close together, this will do as your birthday and your Christmas present”….and the gift was always huaraches.

Question 5
Who is still a little ashamed of Mel Gibson.

Questions 6
Andrew Lloyd Webber created an unauthorized musical biography of this biblical character and took the liberty of adding an extremely gay “Superstar” to the end of his name. Hint. Webber had nothing to do with “Goliath Superstar” though “Moses Superstar” may be in the works.

Question 7
Who wonders why even though he was born in the middle east , he is always portrayed by men who would be considered Hitler’s Amazing Race.

Question 8
Who shares his given name with many Hispanic baseball players.

Question 9
Who has a great sense of humor and wouldn’t be the least bit offended by this blog posting. Seriously, he has to chuckle a little bit at Jim Caveizel spending all that time learning Aramaic so that he could communicate with….hmm…who speaks Aramaic?…anyone? oh that’s right…it was just for a movie.

Question 10
Who is gonna be really pissed off at me if he has no sense of humor. The same guy who is not very happy about Christian rock…or Christian Slater…Or Chris Rock...but that’s another issue.