It's not easy bein' green

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/outdoors/2004337411_nwwhighlight10.html
The Green Environmental Festival is the weekend.
You may already know this.
You have probably seen one of their THOUSANDS of paper posters.

I would go but, we are taking the gas guzzling Volvo out of town for the weekend.
I write this as I drink my Jamba Juice from a styrofoam cup.

Contrary to how I might sound, I don't hate the environment, but I do hate the term "carbon footprint"
So I am hauling my ass and both of my footprints to the beach.
At least the Volvo is Green.