Suri with the Fringe on Top

"Where is Baby Suri?" the press has gone crazy wondering where the mystic spawn of Tom and Katie is hiding. My guess is that she is being kept in some secure remote location with Dick Cheney as her Man-nanny...Speculations a-plenty... There is even talk that she may be...oh yeah...I forgot. I don't care. ...but wait...nope still don't care.