It's Cold in January

I decided to do some work on my script at a crowded coffee shop on Capitol Hill.
I am currently sharing an electrical outlet with a man who is complaining loudly to his companion
"I am so incredibly freezing"
He is sitting here in a yellow t-shirt, short white shorts and flip flops.
He did however have a plan for staying toasty warm.
He unplugs his laptop and plugs in an electric blanket.
My laptop is sharing an outlet with an electric blanket.
He is still screeching.
I think I need something stronger than coffee,
but my liver still hasn't forgiven me for 2007