Isn't Couscous Gayer than Soy?

It was a good week for headlines. While I was quite fond of the “baby eatin pit bull" I must also give a shout out to my other fave.
http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=53327

Soy Makes You Gay.
I have always suspected it.
Hey guys, You know what else makes you gay?
Having sex with men.
…and using the word Duvet.




I love you Paul.
Was it the Soy?