Yvette, The GPS Whore
Yvette is the smug female voice of the GPS system.
I am jealous of Yvette.
She possesses everything that I don’t, A sultry voice, an excellent sense of direction and a monthly finance agreement.
Most importantly if you push her buttons, she won’t burst into tears and ask you if you are calling her fat.
But does Yvette cook dinner, have a 401k or floss twice a day?…okay, neither do I.
Damn you Yvette! I bet you even speak French.
posted by Deonn @ 11:57 PM
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2 Comments:
On the flip side she's probably really bossy and doesn't know how to correctly fold a map.
That's not really a flip side, Anonymous. You have obviously never seen me fold a map.
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