Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Yvette, The GPS Whore

Yvette is the smug female voice of the GPS system.
I am jealous of Yvette.
She possesses everything that I don’t, A sultry voice, an excellent sense of direction and a monthly finance agreement.

Most importantly if you push her buttons, she won’t burst into tears and ask you if you are calling her fat.

But does Yvette cook dinner, have a 401k or floss twice a day?…okay, neither do I.
Damn you Yvette! I bet you even speak French.

3 Comments:

At 1:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

On the flip side she's probably really bossy and doesn't know how to correctly fold a map.

 
At 2:33 PM, Blogger Deonn said...

That's not really a flip side, Anonymous. You have obviously never seen me fold a map.

 
At 2:28 PM, Blogger fry said...

As far as I'm concerned, Yvette is a pretentious, condescending dilletante who acts like she wants you to ask her out but when you ask her at the end of your shift, she won't even give you the courtesy of a response. I called her a whore too, but I should have waited until I was out of earshot of the dispatchers because now I'm not allowed to use female voices on the GPS.
I say good riddance. At least Austrailan Jack doesn't play childish games and he lets me be who I am.

 

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