Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Yvette, The GPS Whore

Yvette is the smug female voice of the GPS system.
I am jealous of Yvette.
She possesses everything that I don’t, A sultry voice, an excellent sense of direction and a monthly finance agreement.

Most importantly if you push her buttons, she won’t burst into tears and ask you if you are calling her fat.

But does Yvette cook dinner, have a 401k or floss twice a day?…okay, neither do I.
Damn you Yvette! I bet you even speak French.

2 Comments:

At 1:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

On the flip side she's probably really bossy and doesn't know how to correctly fold a map.

 
At 2:33 PM, Blogger Deonn said...

That's not really a flip side, Anonymous. You have obviously never seen me fold a map.

 

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