Who Ever Heard of a Serial Killer named Skippy?

This article tells you how to keep from raising a serial killer.
http://men.msn.com/articlemh.aspx?cp-documentid=1014007

I have a quicker and easier solution.

Don't name your kid Wayne.

John Wayne Gacy
Wayne Bennett
Wayne Clifford Boden
Wayne Nance
Elmer Wayne Henley
And so many more!

Wayne maybe the number #1 serial killingest name in America. Try something like Skippy, who ever heard of a serial killer named skippy? Of course, He'd get the crap beat out of him on a daily basis but...life is a trade off.