WARNING:

I have never been one to heed a warning.
“Wet paint”
“Sidewalk closed”
“No parking”
"Don't date actors"
“Don’t try to make a living in the theatre”
“Don’t move back in with your former room mate”
A sign reading “Don’t Touch” is the fastest way to get my hands on something that I normally could care less about.
And of course…“You don’t want to get involved with me” is the relationship equivalent to being warned not to touch the “hot plate” at the Mexican restaurant…you do it anyway don’t you?