Mr. Workin It

At a coffee shop on the Kirkland Waterfront....

In less then thirty minutes I have witnessed the man at one of the window tables strike up a conversation and ask out three nearly identical skinny big breasted blondes. He got numbers from two of them and an "I work just up the street...I get off at 11:00" from the third.

This guy should teach classes or get his own infomercial.

"What if I told you that you could bag 30 chicks in 30 minutes simply by sipping coffee and strategically placing your porsche keys in her sight line!"

What surprises me more than this guy's cheesy advances is the fact that it works!

Here comes another one!

Meanwhile my laptop's battery is going dead...I'll report back with a total when I've recharged.

Update-The skankiest one said no.

Tom

I am house sitting on Capitol Hill right now. I am staying at a beautiful apartment in a lovely neighborhood with a view of Lake Union, complete with premium cable, parking, and a Peeping Tom. I was warned about this Tom fellow. He has been spotted lurking around the neighbors windows. He doesn't seem interested in me though ...Should I be offended?